Monday, 9 July 2007

10 Facts about the Book

1) The first draft of the PoV was written in heiroglyphics

2) Duelling is legal in Belgium as long as both parties are using copies of the PoV

3) The PoV can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders

4) If you lie on your back with your legs stretched holding the PoV you will automatically float 1 metre in the air

5) Cows will give a higher yield if milked when having the PoV read to them

6) First editions of the PoV were used as a cure to leprosy in Wigan

7) Vienopornophilia is the mindless worship of the PoV

8) The PoV was picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field and is 100% organic

9) The PoV was deleted from the Bibel when Crofts mispelt the title of the book

10) When a butterfly flaps its wings in China, all copies of the PoV in Europe open at the sex scenes

*Inspired by Tom Davis.


Anonymous said...

Stendhal syndrome: PoV is a hot spot for outbreak of a rare psychological disorder. As you embark on your explorations of the PoV, you should protect yourself against this risk. Proceed cautiously as you expose yourself to the splendor that has been invisible or unavailable to you all these years.

11 July 2007 09:56  
Lewis Crofts said...

Thanks for your words of wisdom... I will be sure to tread carefully on my downward descent. See you down there!

05 September 2007 07:19  

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